Everything I know about TMI, I learned from TWOP

Take a look at BakedPotato here, classing up the joint in the Denise Richards: It's Complicated forum:

Wow, the thought of Heather Locklear saying anything with the words, "...my pussy being sucked" with her big blue eyes makes my nuts steam!

1. If Heather Locklear's eyeballs can talk, that's pretty damn impressive.

2. Nobody cares about your nuts, be they steamed, fried or julienned.

3. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR NUTS, YOU CREEP.