For Horrors of TWOP's inaugural post, I first considered going with a classic but then this charming little thing assaulted my eyes a couple of days ago and I knew it had to be the first horror spotlighted. From forum poster Mylittlelamb64 in the Big Brother US Live Feed Discussions thread:
(Throws ice cold water on face).....Oh God. As much as I loathe Steven, he had me moist like a slice of Duncan Hines cake with his hot talk of performing female oral sex.
Umph!
Where do I even begin? TMI has always been a problem on TWOP but once upon a time the mods at least tried to keep a lid on the most egregious oversharing. Alas, those days are long gone and now we're stuck with posts like this. Look Mylittlelamb64, nobody cares what's going on with your vadge and we certainly don't appreciate you ruining the good name of Duncan Hines. Nobody should ever compare their ladyparts to baked goods unless they're making a joke about bread and yeast infections and even then it should be a joke among close friends, not on a public forum with thousands of users. You're gross and embarrassing. Please purchase a vibrator posthaste so we don't have to read about your sexual frustration.
In conclusion: when you're showing less class and restraint than the skanky famewhores who go on Big Brother, you've reached a new low.
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